With the elk as our model, we decided we'd kill the mall stores by over-browsing. My show featured aging stars and the newest tabloid sensations dancing with wounded bears, and our ads told viewers that just by watching they did their part in cleaning up the environment. Saw IX: the tree's pronounced "sick-a-more" for a reason: "blades nearly circular, without leaf-base glands and edged with 20-40 pairs of fine teeth." The parakeets (extinct) of Ohio (extinct).
He titled himself a "sound alchemist," and she said the first thing you need to change is your title. She made campaign slogans look like the titles of pop songs: "(Forget About) Good Health Care" and "(You Can't Get No) Overtime." Our efforts to get Sept. 11 named Look What Can Happen to Investment Consultants Day never got off the ground. I thought the news identified the man as a "suicide banker," but he said that was just crazy talk.
I have to drink enough to pass out before I meet anybody new, and then we get along just fine. He remained unmolified by her explanation that she couldn't have meant her description of him as "the barking void at the center of creation" literally, since voids can't bark. I thought they said meat diffused; he thought they said meat defused. She said, "This is a really exciting day for unborn Hoosier children."
Mark Cunningham's two latest books are Helicotremors (Otoliths) and Scissors and Starfish (Right Hand Pointing). An e-book, 71 Leaves, is available from BlazeVOX.
The quote in the first [quantum] on this page is from George A. and Olivia Petrides, "Quaking Aspen," A Field Guide to Western Trees: Western United States and Canada, p. 286. This is part of the Peterson Field Guide series. The second quote in the third [quantum] on this page is from Sue Sawyer, Legislative Director of Indiana Right to Life, on a state bill to defund Planned Parenthood, quoted in Time, May 18, 2011, p. 9.