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To Zombie Park #1

Zombie Park #2

JamieLepore-AKA-brace

Still reeks of the men named 'Patches'
And the woman Called 'lucy'


MY HOUSE
Where I use my bed and my PC
and stomp on Rats.


THE TRAILER
waiting for the termites..
..to stop holdin hands...


HIM
The man in my nightmares
The man down in the cellar
The man ...in a raincoat


The Mouth
the Psycho
the Weedhead
the Downer
the put ME! down---er
THE DROWNER OF SPIRIT
the Madman
the ...non trusted
the...Lunatic!
my ...boyfriend......................
the liar...coN..Bi-ploR phreak0
THE DREAM CRUSHER
(I pissed on his engagement ring)
(I feel alot better)


"THE WEEDMAN"


he sucks
N0 glamour - here guys!
HE has no respect
he has an unusally large head
Looks like 'LAWNmowerMAN
AND

he doesnt like my face....
and!
..at...my own front door....
....when i slamed it hard ....
Cuse I went to smell fresh air...
yeah
Opened door
saw HIM
and..slammed it!
HE SAYS! to my boyfriend....
'cuse i opened my door...'
SHIT MAN 'sorry yuh live with her!
SHE opened THE DOOR!

nice....right.?...NO!!!! isnt!
soooo--- shiT started.
a....hmmmm..my door?..mine right?...its my door?...yeah!


BETTY


She lives next door
She isnt quite wrapped tight
she opens my mail
sniffs my boyfriends balls
fingers her pussy in public

Parks her car!
in front of my door
EVERY daY

Smokin....duh weed
Snortin the coke
talkin to my boyfriend
yeaH...
Another freakin sneak....
stickin in her false teeth
"Got a camera?


BECKY


The trailer park sista
my boyfriends sista
man she sucks!

*oh yeah like everyone man *
cracks her thing
AND....

'puttin me downs' another thing!
ahhh 'BECKY!
'The parks ...mo-MEN-TeM'
the parks ...oldest shadow!
My boyfriends sista..Figures !
no ..Fire below!
ware--N---TeaR...
in 'Becky's underware.

*Lights ..out*


UnKnown..Name –MAN


He Lives across the street
looks like a skinny "Stephen king"
He has security cameras in his house!

*Weirds fer a trailer park*
and!
sees our house!

on his camera!
and!
knocks on our door!
sighs....
( thank god!!!!!! )
He tells my boyfriend!
MAN!! ima gonna call the cops!
CHILL OUT!

"I heard you say youre gonna kill her!
I have been watchn yuh dude!
Walkin round outside
Thrownin tantrums! for 4 hours!"

( ok the dude across the ST. is ok with me )
Sighs...
UnKnown...thanks!
kina need yuh ...


The Drunk


Lives across to the right of the road
Tells my boyfriend
"man! is she your boss?"
(Another Trouble maker!)
MY boyfriend spends friday nights with duh drunk
watching the sunset with a 12 pack..awwww
and they watch the morning rise to!
with a 6 pack ..awwww..with duh drunk
and me...well ...
i just dream...
of an EXIT.
anyone got a ..'Light?

this was zombie park #2


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