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A Bullshitter's Manifesto
and
Testament to the Recuperative
Power of Ignoring All of You
I will loaf
not get up
self-start
or
set goals
My passion is to choke
on Guinness while sipping Merlot
Many cigarettes
and write Bullshit like this
while I watch all of you
practice your career calisthenics
on a Monday afternoon
3ish
I will admire and abhor prodigies,
ducking every example
of industry
thrown at me.
I shall sit on my ass
and wait
for fortune to laugh at me.
Sedate.
I will not jog, bicycle, recycle
or resist
in any perceptible ways,
wash my feet with envy.
Tick-Tock
eff eff and Glory
Generate down to younger sprouts
not me.
I'm basking in my aftermath
waiting for the kingdom to slide by,
so I can relax and loaf
lucidly
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