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Hit the Heavy Bag

I want to punch you in the face and watch your head fly back and forth like a punching bag,
for no good reason.
 
I want to stomp on your toe and watch your eyes roll,
just 'cause I feel like it.
 
I want to kick you in the shins and see how high you jump,
it might look funny.
 
I want to cut you open, stick my head in you, and watch you bleed from the inside out.
That would entertain me.
 
I want to fuck you in the ass, with no lubrication, in front of a mirror,
that way I can see your expression as I pump you mercilessly.
 
You're not my rag doll.
Of course I respect you.
I'd never demean you.
 
You're a very useful punching bag,
the best I ever had.

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