TO DO LIST
2/13
[x]Load up on supplements (morning).
[ ]do math homework. study functions and graphing on a number line
[x]meet up with Will. Get 130 bucks back. Have been waiting for a month and a half!
[x]Call up Cassy. Find out what the fuck Marie's problem was at the lake.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
2/14
[ ]Get the rest of money back from Will (119 bucks).
[x]Call up Cassy again. She said she'd talk to Marie today.
[ ]History homework. Bay of Pigs, JFK, and all that stupid sh*t.
[ ]Ask Dad to borrow the Subaru for Friday night.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
2/16
[x]Run in the morning. At least 2 miles. Don't puss out!
[ ]Get rest of money back from Will. He is pissing you off.
[x]Masturbate. Try not to think of Marie. Find your Kobe Tai porn.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
2/20
[x]Load up on supplements.
[x]Get Kobe Tai porn back from Matty.
[x]Talk to Will. Find out why he's been cheating on Cassy.
[x]Hit the gym. Bi's, Tri's, and Calves. Supersets!
[ ]Pushups and crunches.
2/21
[ ]Copy Cassy's math homework for the review.
[x]Talk to Will again. Try to reason with him. That whore Kellyn is half the girl that Cass is. The money can wait.
[x]Use industrial cleaner on the Kobe Tai porn. Fucking disgusting.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
2/22
[x]Load up on supplements.
[x]Instant message Marie. Cassy said she is down. Don't mention Kellyn to Cass. It would kill her. Handle it.
[x]Call up Will. Break it down to the stupid sonofabitch.
[x]Go and run hills. Keep track of how many you do. Puking is acceptable.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
2/25
[x]Start new supplements.
[x]Stop by Marie's pad. She is definitely into it. Snag a couple rubbers. And Kobe Tai porn.
[x]Drop in on Cassy afterward. Does she know what is going on? Bring over the Beachhouse Bonfire party pics from last year. That always cheers her up.
[x]Call up Will. Cease and desist, motherfucker. She deserves so much better. Remind him about the money.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/01
[x]Lift at the gym. The "Big 3" (bench, squats, cleans) Maxing next week. Be ready!
[ ]Walk Marie to school.
[x]Drop flowers off at Cassy's. Leave note signed by Will.
[ ]English reading. Heart of Darkness. Be sure to buy Cliff notes ASAP.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/03
[x]Load up on supps.
[x]Talk to Will at lunch. Give him the ultimatum. Cass or Kellyn. No more pussy footing. Will act accordingly.
[ ]Math homework. Inverse functions. WTF?
[x]Run the track. 3 miles. Do it.
[x]Call up Marie. Ask if she has the same bumps on her cunt that you do on your cock.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/04
[x]Supps. Per usual.
[x]Find Will after school. Break his face, maybe his arm.
[x]Stop by Cassy's. Be ready with tissues and love. She's gonna need it.
[x]Tell that burly junior bull dyke from your History class to have a word with Kellyn. Teach her it's not nice to be party to cheaters.
[x]Screw the bumps. fuck Marie in her ass. Ask her if you can videotape it.
[x]Pushups and Crunches.
3/08
[ ]Go see Will in the hospital. Apologize. Let him know that you still are owed 119 bucks.
[x]Help Cass get over Will. Introduce her to Matty.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/09
[ ]Run the track.
[x]Tell Matty if he hurts Cassy, you will snap his neck. Bring scrapbook to show that you are serious.
[x]Find a discarded box of chocolates behind Hallmark.
[x]Console Cassy. Build up Matty to her. Lie, if necessary.
[x]Give box of chocolates to Marie.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/11
[x]Supplements. The new cycle has begun.
[x]Set up double date with Cassy, Marie, and Matty.
[x]Distribute dirty sex video with Marie on the net.
[ ]More U.S. History. Find a way to strong arm the teacher's aid. He looks brittle.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
3/12
[x]Supps. They're working well.
[x]Break into Will's house. Take his laptop, CDs, and XBox. Debt paid.
[x]Rebreak his arm, if you have time.
[x]Call up Cassy. Take her out to coffee.
[x]Pushups and crunches.
I'm a northern California community college student working transferring to a yet-to-be-determined film school. Elmore Leonard is my hero, with Jonathan Lethem riding a close second. I'm into all sort of fun shit: underwater basket weaving, watching paint dry, tying my shoes, comic books. I think that in the future I'll either be rich, famous, and successful or a hapless loser facedown in the gutter. Both are looking pretty promising right now.