Smile Smile big Smile bright Ultra bright Ultra minty No scummy film Tastes great less filling Fill up on fiber Fiber-trim Dexa-slim Melt your fat away Fat puddles Diet pills Diet ills Diet kills Death's a downer Sex sells Instant sex Instant beauty Just add water Shake well Pop the cork and let her flow Let her go Not too fast Not too heavy Heavy hitters Heavy shitters Weighs you down Down in the dumps Don't dump on me Keep it in Hold it in Watch it grow Watch it grimace......SMILE! Smile! Smile! Never let them see you sweat......See you sweat......See you cry......Cry me a River Nobody's there Paste on a smile and we're off to the fair Off to the races Competing faces Mirror mirror on the wall Hold my hair in the bathroom stall Pop a mint Pop a pill Take a drag You're a drag Drop dead Death's a downer No more tears Smile! Paper faces on parade Put on a smile and you'll all get laid Halloween all year round Round and full Full figured Big and beautiful Beauty's in the eye of the beholder Behold my magic lance Wanna touch your magic mountains Fuck off Frigid bitch Bitch on wheels Shit on wheels Take their shit Eat shit and......Smile! Keep it happy Keep it peppy Spit or swallow Swallow your voice Swallow your confidence Buy some more Sale today---> Spoonfed bullshit Shovel it Show it Show me the money Gimmee some honey Good girls do it Brush your teeth Comb your hair Don't put your fingers "down there" Shhh! don't tell Does it smell? Take a peek Come inside Get low Get high Get ready to go Show's starting Smile-Nod-Twirl *Repeat*......Smile-Nod-Twirl *Repeat*...... *Repeat* ...... *Repeat*..... *Repeat*...... Keep still Do it now Smash the mask Scream and cry Sing out loud Sing out proud Always keep em' wanting more It's not over till this fat lady sings That's entertainment Sing it baby sing Smile rinse repeat......And now back to the show......
Cherie DeGennaro is a 25 year old recent unemployed grad, from the oh so lovely garden state of New Jersey.