Acknowledgements: Thanks go out to Jonathan and Anthony for listening to my shrieks in the night for the past four or so years...and agreeing to help me in all manners on all matters. Pablo Sibs for suggesting that one day I would switch over to prose and that when I did “the shit would be over”. Chris Karl for having too much sympathy for humanity to be outright punishing to me, Jean Toomer for writing the best prose book that ever existed, Mrs. Russ who taught me how to read at age 12 when everyone thought I was retarded, Huxley, Nietzsche, numerous other dead people (which makes them easier to rip off) who I wish I could have met for ten seconds, and finally to all the people who helped to fuck up my mind/ruin my life...giving me both reason to hate and reason to write.