Unlikely 2.0


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A Visual Conversation on Michelle Greenblatt's ASHES AND SEEDS with Stephen Harrison, Monika Mori | MOO, Jonathan Penton and Michelle Greenblatt

Letters for Michelle: with work by Jukka-Pekka Kervinen, Jeffrey Side, Larry Goodell, mark hartenbach, Charles J. Butler, Alexandria Bryan and Brian Kovich

Visual Poetry by Reed Altemus
Poetry by Glen Armstrong
Poetry by Lana Bella
A Eulogic Poem by John M. Bennett
Elegic Poetry by John M. Bennett
Poetry by Wendy Taylor Carlisle
A Eulogy by Vincent A. Cellucci
Poetry by Vincent A. Cellucci
Poetry by Joel Chace
A Spoken Word Poem and Visual Art by K.R. Copeland
A Eulogy by Alan Fyfe
Poetry by Win Harms
Poetry by Carolyn Hembree
Poetry by Cindy Hochman
A Eulogy by Steffen Horstmann
A Eulogic Poem by Dylan Krieger
An Elegic Poem by Dylan Krieger
Visual Art by Donna Kuhn
Poetry by Louise Landes Levi
Poetry by Jim Lineberger
Poetry by Dennis Mahagin
Poetry by Peter Marra
A Eulogy by Frankie Metro
A Song by Alexis Moon and Jonathan Penton
Poetry by Jay Passer
A Eulogy by Jonathan Penton
Visual Poetry by Anne Elezabeth Pluto and Bryson Dean-Gauthier
Visual Art by Marthe Reed
A Eulogy by Gabriel Ricard
Poetry by Alison Ross
A Short Movie by Bernd Sauermann
Poetry by Christopher Shipman
A Spoken Word Poem by Larissa Shmailo
A Eulogic Poem by Jay Sizemore
Elegic Poetry by Jay Sizemore
Poetry by Felino A. Soriano
Visual Art by Jamie Stoneman
Poetry by Ray Succre
Poetry by Yuriy Tarnawsky
A Song by Marc Vincenz


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Three Poems by Shane Allison

The Girlfriend Knows

Dear Chris,
What's up? You will not believe
who called me last night. Your girlfriend.
I got home and my mom told me
that some girl named Sara called.
I was racking my brain trying

to figure out who the hell Sara was trying
to get in touch with me. Chris
I'm scared, man. I see that you also called
me yesterday, twice. I can't believe
she actually phoned my home. Man, what if she outs me
to my folks? Your girlfriend

is crazy. You need to keep your girlfriend
in check, man. I was trying
to call you. I know whenever you call me,
it must be bad, and her finding that story, Chris,
was bad. I cannot believe
that you were so careless. When you called

last night, I was on my way home when you called.
I thought for sure you threw the story away, my friend.
Now she knows about us. Did she believe
you when you were trying
to explain that we've never done anything, Chris?
You gotta do something. I don't want her to come after me.

I checked my e-mail today. The crazy bitch e-mailed me.
I figured out that when she called,
she said Ciara and not Sara. She asked, "Are you still fucking Chris?"
I mean, what the hell, man? I told your girlfriend
that we're just friends, and that I'm in a relationship. I was trying
to cushion the blow a little bit. Seemed like she believes

me when I told her that you love and care for her. I believe
she's still a bit peeved at you nontheless. Give me
a call when you think all is clear. Keep trying
with her. She'll come around. I hope she hasn't called
me tonight. Let me know if you need anything. I'm your friend,
man, and I love you. It would devastate her, Chris

if she were to ever find out about me and you, Chris.
How could you be so careless my friend?
I can't believe you. Are you trying to get caught and called out?




Dear Chris,

I cannot tell you how sorry
I am for what I did.
I know you were completely freaked
Out about it. It all happened so fast.
I wasn't going to throw a rock through your window

Or anything. I was just going to look in the window
To see if there was a light on. You lied, Chris.
You said you were going to bed, but I passed you last
Night turning on Lake Bradford. I'm sorry,
But I just had to follow you. I freaked
Out by what you did,

Lying to me and all. You won't believe what I did.
I slept with the boy with the automatic windows.
When we got to his place, he freaked
Me out with all the leather and spikes, Chris.
Please don't hate me. I'm sorry.
You should know that last

Night I really beat myself up over it. I'll need a cast
After what that crazy man did
To me. He said if I leave, I'd be sorry,
But I'm already sorry. I could see from the window
That your light was on, Chris.
So what were you doing you, freak?

That guy was such the freak
Last night. That's the last
Time I go home with a leather boy, Chris.
I don't care where you went or who you did
It with. I love you. I drew a heart on your window.
Did you see it? Sorry

For cheating on you. I know saying that I'm sorry
Won't cut it. I'd understand if you don't want to speak
To me. I left a note taped to the window
Of your PT Cruiser last
Night begging to be forgiven for what I did.
It says, I love you, Chris

Written on the last line.
I talk of how sorry I am
For what I did and being a freak. Check your window.




I'm Not Really Obsessed

Dearest Chris,
I must say that I was surprised
to see you at work today.
You've been working everyday
this week, really. You looked so
tired, man. I went by your apartment.

Crystal's car wasn't in the parking-lot of your apartment,
but I did notice that the light was left on, Chris.
Can you believe how hairy I've gotten? I'm so
poor, I can't even afford to get a haircut. I didn't want to surprise
you by showing up on your job. I think of you everyday,
man. Can't believe you have to spend the rest of the day

at work, and all of tonight. Wish I had a day to day
job like yours, and an apartment
to throw parties in. Can't wait until that day
that I'm finally on my own. A day, Chris
doesn't go by that I don't get depressed. I'm not surprised.
I've always been that way. I'm so

sick of my life. You know, I'm so
surprised that Crystal is still around after finding that day,
the story. So, she's still not talking to you? Are you surprised?
I didn't see that beat up old car of hers at your apartment.
So will she be around on Sunday, Chris?
I know you said you would let me know what day

would be best for me to come over, but da-
ng, man, I miss you. I have a surprise, so
we need to get together. I'm headed off to the mall on Saturday, Chris.
Think I can bring it by one day
this week? Not to your apartment,
'cause I know Crystal will be there. That would be quite a surprise

if I showed up with gifts for you, Chris, and there she is. Quite a surprise
indeed. What you should do is tell your boss that you need a day
off. This is why you're always sick. Go to your apartment
and get soome sleep, dog. And so
don't trip if I stop by with some chicken soup, but only on a day
that works for you. I don't want Crystal to find out, Chris.

So, Chris how does Sunday sound to
come by your apartment with my gift?
I can't think of a better day than that.


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Shane Allison is the author of five chapbooks of poetry, I Want to Fuck a Redneck being his most recent from Scintillating Publications. He has had poems published in Suspect Thoughts, Velvet Mafia, Mississippi Review, Best Black Gay Erotica and others. He has work coming forth in Best Gay Erotica 2007.