Jesus is off his cross
He sits on the lawn on a chaise lounge
There are actually many miniature Jesuses
In different straw baskets on the grass
But only one real Holy Spirit
In the chair
No one sees
There is a hidden tooth at sunrise
A miracle tooth like the sword Excalibur
Near the real Jesus
Tooth and rabbi lie in the sun
Waiting to be found while candy rabbits
Look under pillows
For the hidden tooth of power
They need to find a way to make money
being candy is draining
Tooth redemption pays well
Near the blanket where the real Jesus sits
fingering the plastic seat
of the lounge furniture
patiently wanting to be found
We argue about who will win the contest
There is a sunrise golden light surrounds the real Jesus
He watches the rabbits search for teeth
And you and I search for goodness
While we bicker
Like children with hope seeking sweetness
Jesus knows someone will be victor
There is more creativity in hope
Than in countries in the hands of presidents
Cat in the freezer two years this summer
Incorrect facts.
Two cats in the freezer. One since 2001.
The other since last week
When his legs twitched, went stiff
Nose let out air last meow
Blown to kitty heaven.
Two cats in the freezer
Surf and Turf, a salad please
Golden cats bronzed bookends
Two cats in the freezer
New Year Eve ice sculptures
Come to a party.
No scarf or knitted shoes for their pads.
No one is going for a walk
Or leap.
They never knew about icy igloos
Never knew they would be in an ice museum
Cats never knew what hit em
Wasn't a Mac truck
Their untimely end, simple.
And the refrigerator keeps purring.
Separation makes the owner anxious
Til death doesn't do us part
Refrigerated cats
General Electric grave.
Cheap close as a glass of milk and cookies.
Freezer hard.
A million year old glacier.
doesn't self defrost.
Owner's today to do list
Defrost not defibrillate
1. remove turkey
2. remove hamburg patties
3. remove the frozen orange juice.
4. remove the Chocolate chip ice cream
5. put on gloves
6. remove cats don't cry
7. blow kisses
Two cool cats in your freezer
and the humidity is high.
Minnie Mouse is a trickster disguised as Britney Spears
Oh yeh
The real Britney is a mouse named Dick Tracy
It is all written in the Declaration of Independence
Yes sir Mr. Wayne
Freedom to carry a weapon of your choice
Men and women women and men interchangeable parts
Faces names the Bible code the word of the lord is written in hit parade song
For those of us religiously inclined to balk at homosexuality
Find it if you can
Minnie knows
Minnie loves to wiggle her mouse tale
Shake her rodent hips
Wear dresses made of polka dot band aids
Kiss girl mice
And dance with Dick who is the reincarnation
of Rambo cooled down
after watching Britney flick her hips
They are all tricksters’ swindlers, artists, cheats
Life is a miraculous event when you wear
No Clothes
Images flicker across the TV screen
And women wag like dogs
Lips part breasts plump up per Frank Perdue
Men like Dick and Frank jump and fly from rooftops
In a single bound
Breath on me Brit sings
While Rambo tries on musketeer ears
And sighs at the wonder of it all.
