Cause and effect
Produces only love notes
And scatological drawings
I heard that JESSICA wants to name her next child ASSOCIATE POETRY EDITOR
I heard that ZACHARY can only count to eight
I heard that BRUCE has finally heard about himself
I heard that JOHN writes
I heard that MELISSA loves Canadian robots, vibrators in the real world
I heard that SHANE has never had sex with anyone, let alone a man
I heard that LUKE used a thesaurus to look up the word 'dictionary'
I heard that KIM authors her works with her initials after a spider bit her, causing a speech impediment
I heard that a comic strip is going to be made about ANDREA'S breasts fighting grime
I heard that AVERIL is actually cloned from a mannequin
I heard that TODD writes himself acceptance letters
I heard that BRENTLEY won't publish unless you buy him an ounce in the form of a donation
I heard that JANET has won the scammers award twice for her Pushcart wins
I heard that MANDY gets drunk pretty quickly
I heard that ELIZABETH can't hold down a steady surname
I heard that BRIAN wants to make an animated short of himself crying to sleep
I heard that ANDREW has been off the poetry scene because he was kidnapped by the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Police
I heard that COREY did a crap which, as if by divine right, suspiciously had the shape of his own face on the end of it
I heard that SIMON is actually a child prodigy passing herself off as an adult idiot
John Bryan has been published in various journals such as FireWeed, Barfing Frog Press, Salt River Review, Half Drunk Muse, Asterius Press, The Centrifugal Eye, BlackMail Press, SubtleTea, Apt, Blue Fifth Review, Tryst, Turk Magazine, Copious Magazine, River King Poetry, The Indite Circle and Moria to name a few.