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American Graffiti

e.
An American Success Story 

Monica was forced to work
at two jobs after a social worker
knocked her up, kicking 

her and her three kids
out on the street without food
stamps or a medical card. 

The only jobs she could find
were as a porno star and exotic
dancer. 

Though not ideal, patrons
watch her kids while she works.
The brats have learned a lot. 

In her spare time Monica greets
tricks and is a certified member
of the Republican Party. 

She danced her way out of a cake
into a starring role as the key note
speaker at the national convention. 

No one can believe it.
Once she was on welfare.
Today, she's not! 

con't.

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