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Cars
 
Riding between cars prohibited
Do not hold doors
Keep doors closed
Listen for instructions from crew
Do not pull emergency brake
Remain inside train
 
There is no walking between the trains
Riding between the cars is prohibited
Stay away from the emergency brake
Do not hold open the doors
Be sure to listen for instructions from the crew
When train is in motion, keep doors closed
 
Keep at all times, the doors closed
When in the train
Pay attention to the crew
Standing between the grooves of the cars is prohibited
And be sure to close the doors
GET AWAY FROM THE EMERGENCY BRAKE
 
I’m not going to tell you again, stay away from the emergency brake
CLOSE THE DOORS, KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED
Mam please don’t hold open the doors!
STEP ALL THE WAY IN THE TRAIN
Hey you, read the signs. Riding between the cars is prohibited
LISTEN TO THE CREW
 
HEY YOU WITH THE RADIO, TURN OFF 2 LIVE CREW
AND STEP AWAY FROM THE EMERGENCY BRAKE
Boom boxes are prohibited
Step all the way in miss, so the doors can close
Step all the way in the train
COME ON PEOPLE, YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE, USE ALL AVAILABLE DOORS
 
HEY FAT ASS, YEAH YOU, STEP OUT OF THE DOORS
Learn to listen to the crew
Now get in the train
And don’t even think about pulling that emergency brake
Who left open the door
Do I have to spell out prohibited
 
Food and drink is prohibited
Please don’t lean on the doors
GET THAT KID AWAY FROM THE EMERGENCY BRAKE
DON’T LET ME HAVE TO STOP THIS TRAIN

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