Mark Spitzer

Mark Spitzer

Mark Spitzer is the author of 31 books, most recently the edited collection Best of the Sucks from MadHat Press. He can be seen on reruns of the "Alligator Gar" episode of River Monsters or hiking around in the Shawangunk Mountains of New York State with his dog. Currently a professor somewhere in Arkansas, but probably not for long. For more info, visit sptzr.net. Mark recommends UAnimals.

"Ain't No Sorry," "Where Camo Is a Primary Color," and "Poverty Mongers"

like this pawnshop show
after the news
starring a cast
of witty white characters
in an inner city 
​crack neighborhood

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"Remembering More than the Alamo" and "George Herbert Walker Bullshit"

and here we are
seven decades later
a racist rapist
in the white
supremacist house

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