Nick Patterson

First Canto of "Useful Despair as Taught to the Hemorrhaging Slave of an Obese Eunuch"

Upon the scrotum's fell evacuation
the musculature normally declines--
or so the common wisdom of our time
lets one (that would be me) anticipate.
But here I feel a pair of muscles thrive
on my castrated travel-partner's sides:

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